Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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