the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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