I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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