The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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