Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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