Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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