i need an iv and a liver transplant
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Such a big mess for such a small penis
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
