thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
