it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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