Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Your penis caused this!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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