Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
