Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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