life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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