you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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