Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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