She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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