i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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