Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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