Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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