North Korea, Best Korea!
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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