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you win
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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