? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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