next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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