also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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