Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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