why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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