know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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