ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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