people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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