Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
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