I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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