Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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