Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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