I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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