Ambien. No doubt about it.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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