i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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