Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
My hand turned me down
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
