I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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