do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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