i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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