Duck Duck Cougar?
one might say we're banned from that church
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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