Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I should be sponsored by Trojan
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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