4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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