have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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