he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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