that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My pussy is not your playground.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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