The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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