we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I am naked and annoyed.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Randomize
