Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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