is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
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