I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Im just a social blackout drinker.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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