I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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