I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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