Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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