I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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