why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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