Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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